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Completely Ridiculous: Green Ideas that Will Probably Never Take Off




1. Harnessing biking energy: bike to work wearing windmill helmet and windmill knuckle gloves

2. Harnessing driving energy: windmills on car roofs. Wait, that just might work…

3. Refined, stainless steel, chain mail sheath: instead of using up fertile land for cotton or increasing toxins by making polyester, only one needed for life. just take in shower to clean, drip dry.

4. Orange peel top: family eats oranges for breakfast, one person wears the orange peels clipped to mesh during day, place in compost in evening. less detergent. less cotton or polyester. nice aroma. vibrant color. healthy family, can use lemons or limes if like pie. very similar to coconut bikini idea but better coverage and much lighter.

5. Harnessing running energy: wear solar hats, solar epaulettes, and knee bending and bouncing breast energy converters during all outdoor activities, especially running.

6. Harnessing pet energy, greening Spike: dress Spike in solar panel jackets, knee bending and tail wagging energy converter, see picture above

My website: http://www.heatherferris.net


About Heather

My name is Heather Ferris. I am the founder and creator of Nurture Nature Project! I believe together we can re-imagine the future and re-create systems to support the sustainable regeneration of healthy life on our planet. Listening to your own heart and living from your inner truth is the first step to building a better world. Every person has something important to offer.


3 thoughts on “Completely Ridiculous: Green Ideas that Will Probably Never Take Off

  1. I think the orange peel idea should be looked into… so much healthier than commercial fabric softener! Well, as long as the orange is grown organically.

    LOL, love the list!

    Posted by Wendy Gabriel | April 15, 2009, 9:25 pm
  2. Awesome ideas! I thought our readers might also find tehm amusing, so I posted these with a link to your site.


    You have a great blog, keep up the good work!

    Posted by Pinky Bean | July 25, 2008, 3:27 pm
  3. Holy crap. That is funny. I would like the chain mail sheath for my husband. He doesn’t really care about clothes, and it would be less dirty t shirts to wash!

    Posted by Susie Q | July 2, 2008, 1:53 pm

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